The First Annual Suckathon!
DKE Toys & Toy Break present The First Annual Suckathon!
The Super Sucklord broadcasts LIVE and UNCENSORED from Designer Con
Saturday, November 5, 2011 noon – 5pm
Pasadena Convention Center, 300 East Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: DKE Toys and Toy Break present the First Annual Suckathon starring the Super Sucklord. Can’t make it to Designer Con? Worried you may miss your favorite art star from some cable art reality show you may or may not have heard of? Tune in to www.toybreak.com this Saturday noon-5pm.
Join the Sucklord at his first Suckathon interviewing celebrity art stars, super toy nerds, hot girls and random passers-by.
Watch him pimp his career and try to sell you a cheesy autographed headshot for $2 (resume included). Your amazingly cheap purchase enters you into a raffle for really cool stuff brought to you by the Sucklord himself (of course). You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss two bucks goodbye.
Bad attitude, crass humor, costumes, helmets, toys and featuring booth babe, Gina Darling. Sit on the couch, be part of it. It’s gonna be huge. Well…it’s gonna be something.
Watch him hawk his wares and make a mockery of the toy scene and most likely himself. Suckadelic exclusives include:
• Dcon 2011 Dumny
The new CHILDREN TOY straight from the Suckhole to you. 9 pc edition, only 6 available at Designer Con 2011
• Carrator
The New SCRUBS OF THE UNIVERSE Exclusive, CARRATOR is HERE! 16 pc edition. 10 available. Get him…
• Dcon Asswipe
Exclusive ASSWIPE Colorway: Magenta and Silver! 14 pc edition. 10 Available. Get it only at Designer Con 2011
Plus you can pick up those Suckpax 3 and Gay Empire figures you’ve been pining for.
If you don’t taunt him, he’ll taunt you. Tune in to www.toybreak.com or show up at the Pasadena Convention Center. www.designercon.com
THE SUPER SUCKLORD is an intergalactic hustler and entrepreneur, trading in bootleg action figures, illicit remix records, and dusted internet video. Operating from a secret facility in Chinatown New York, The Sucklord is a master media manipulator and Downtown Designer Toy impresario. He is the supreme ruler of SUCKADELIC, an evil arts organization dedicated to the production and sale of the Sucklord’s ironic, low-quality art merchandise.and is currently featured on some cable art show. www.suckadelic.com
DKE TOYS: Dov Kelemer & Sarah Jo Marks are Co-Founders of DKE Toys, one of the largest designer vinyl and art-toy distributors in the world, exclusively representing over 250 companies, artists, and designers. www.dketoys.com
TOY BREAK: Toy Break is your weekly internet show featuring reviews and news about designer vinyl, plush, action figures, collectibles, events, how tos, interviews, and more! www.toybreak.com
DKE Toys is also presenting the following at Designer Con 2011:
• Skin Deep, by Scott Wilkowski. Show info at www.skindeepartshow.com
• 3rd Annual DKE Toys 3rd Annual Graveyard & Garage Sale