{"id":101,"date":"2011-11-05T21:58:07","date_gmt":"2011-11-05T21:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dketoys.com\/blog\/?p=101"},"modified":"2012-05-17T23:47:06","modified_gmt":"2012-05-17T23:47:06","slug":"the-first-annual-suckathon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dketoys.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/05\/the-first-annual-suckathon\/","title":{"rendered":"The First Annual Suckathon!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DKE Toys & Toy Break present The First Annual Suckathon!
\nThe Super Sucklord broadcasts LIVE and UNCENSORED from Designer Con
\nSaturday, November 5, 2011 noon \u2013 5pm
\nPasadena Convention Center, 300 East Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101<\/p>\n

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:<\/strong> DKE Toys and Toy Break present the First Annual Suckathon starring the Super Sucklord. Can\u2019t make it to Designer Con? Worried you may miss your favorite art star from some cable art reality show you may or may not have heard of? Tune in to www.toybreak.com <\/a>this Saturday noon-5pm.<\/p>\n

Join the Sucklord at his first Suckathon interviewing celebrity art stars, super toy nerds, hot girls and random passers-by.<\/p>\n

Watch him pimp his career and try to sell you a cheesy autographed headshot for $2 (resume included). Your amazingly cheap purchase enters you into a raffle for really cool stuff brought to you by the Sucklord himself (of course). You\u2019ll laugh, you\u2019ll cry, you\u2019ll kiss two bucks goodbye.<\/p>\n

Bad attitude, crass humor, costumes, helmets, toys and featuring booth babe, Gina Darling. Sit on the couch, be part of it. It\u2019s gonna be huge. Well\u2026it\u2019s gonna be something.<\/p>\n

Watch him hawk his wares and make a mockery of the toy scene and most likely himself. Suckadelic exclusives include:
\n\u2022 Dcon 2011 Dumny
\nThe new CHILDREN TOY straight from the Suckhole to you. 9 pc edition, only 6 available at Designer Con 2011
\n\u2022 Carrator
\nThe New SCRUBS OF THE UNIVERSE Exclusive, CARRATOR is HERE! 16 pc edition. 10 available. Get him…
\n\"Carrator\"<\/a>
\n\u2022 Dcon Asswipe
\nExclusive ASSWIPE Colorway: Magenta and Silver! 14 pc edition. 10 Available. Get it only at Designer Con 2011
\n\"Dcon<\/a>
\nPlus you can pick up those Suckpax 3 and Gay Empire figures you\u2019ve been pining for.<\/p>\n

If you don\u2019t taunt him, he\u2019ll taunt you. Tune in to www.toybreak.com<\/a> or show up at the Pasadena Convention Center. www.designercon.com<\/a><\/p>\n

THE SUPER SUCKLORD is an intergalactic hustler and entrepreneur, trading in bootleg action figures, illicit remix records, and dusted internet video. Operating from a secret facility in Chinatown New York, The Sucklord is a master media manipulator and Downtown Designer Toy impresario. He is the supreme ruler of SUCKADELIC, an evil arts organization dedicated to the production and sale of the Sucklord’s ironic, low-quality art merchandise.and is currently featured on some cable art show. www.suckadelic.com<\/p>\n

DKE TOYS: Dov Kelemer & Sarah Jo Marks are Co-Founders of DKE Toys, one of the largest designer vinyl and art-toy distributors in the world, exclusively representing over 250 companies, artists, and designers. www.dketoys.com<\/p>\n

TOY BREAK: Toy Break is your weekly internet show featuring reviews and news about designer vinyl, plush, action figures, collectibles, events, how tos, interviews, and more! www.toybreak.com<\/p>\n

DKE Toys is also presenting the following at Designer Con 2011:
\n\u2022 Skin Deep, by Scott Wilkowski. Show info at www.skindeepartshow.com<\/a>
\n\u2022 3rd Annual DKE Toys 3rd Annual Graveyard & Garage Sale<\/p>\n

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