Toy Girls Lego Advent Calendar the whole month of December!

It’s that time of year again!

Ayleen and I open a Lego window each day of December leading up to Christmas.

Here’s Day 1. Subscribe HERE and watch ’em all.

 

Happy Thanksgiving from DKE Toys

Happy Thanksgiving from DKE by I Heart Guts 2013

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DKE Press Release: Super Suck Up! Figures NOW AVAILABLE!

 NOW FOR SALE IN THE ONLINE STORE!

Just in time for Black Friday or Cyber Monday or whatever…

DKE Toys and Suckadelic present “The Super Suck Up 2!”

Customized Sucklord Figure Editions

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

 

Couldn’t make it to Designer Con and you want to pick up some of these clever Customized Sucklord Figures?! They are available NOW at www.supersuckstore.com/toys.html

 

Hand painted, handmade toys by Bob Conge/Plaseebo, healeymade, Grody Shogun, JéRYU, Jesse Hernandez, Leecifer, Michelle Valigura, Mike Egan, Sket One, TOUMA, UAMOU, Woes Martin, Scott Wilkowski, and The Sucklord himself. With package designs by the one-and-only Sucklord!

 

DKE Toys asked each artist to customize, mash-up or paint an edition of Sucklord figures. These 3-3/4” figures are complete with a bubble on a Sucklord designed backing card. All figures will retail for $100* each tax included.

Edition sizes are as follows:

 

Bob Conge/Plaseebo – edition of 28

Healeymade – edition of 30

Grody Shogun – edition of 50

JéRYU – edition of 50

Jesse Hernandez – edition of 50

Leecifer – edition of 30

Michelle Valigura – edition of 29

Mike Egan- edition of 30

Sket One – edition of 50

TOUMA – edition of 50

UAMOU – edition of 50

Woes Martin – edition of 50

Scott Wilkowski – edition of 50

Sucklord – edition of 35 (Only $50 each*)

 

THE SUPER SUCKLORD is an intergalactic hustler and entrepreneur, trading in bootleg action figures, illicit remix records, and dusted internet video. Operating from a secret facility in Chinatown New York, The Sucklord is a master media manipulator and Downtown Designer Toy impresario. He is the supreme ruler of SUCKADELIC, an evil arts organization dedicated to the production and sale of the Sucklord’s ironic, low-quality art merchandise. www.suckadelic.com

 

DKE TOYS: Dov Kelemer & Sarah Jo Marks are Co-Founders of DKE Toys, the largest independent wholesale distributor of designer toys, limited edition art objects, collectibles, and gifts in the world exclusively representing hundreds of artists, designers, and boutique manufacturers. DKE also curates art shows, writes books, appraises and buys collections and toy closeouts of all shapes and sizes. www.dketoys.com

 

 

Super Suck Up images and news: www.supersuckup.com

DKE news: www.dketoys.com/blog

DKE Facebook: www.facebookcom.com/DKEdkeDKE

 

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The 99 Deaths of Jar Jar in Huffington Post

Thanks to Eric Frank for this swell write up about the 99 Deaths of Jar Jar with tons of photos in the Huffington Post!

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DKE Toys & Toy Break present The Third Annual Suckathon! FREE PRIZES!!

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DKE Toys & Toy Break present The Third Annual Suckathon!

Featuring The Super Sucklord and Billions McMillions broadcasting

LIVE and UNCENSORED from the DCon stage. 2-4pm each day

WIN FREE PRIZES!

Pasadena Convention Center, 300 East Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

 

DKE Toys and Toy Break present the Third Annual Suckathon starring The Super Sucklord. Can’t make it to Designer Con? Tune in to www.toybreak.com Saturday, November 9 and Sunday, November 10, 2013. 2-4pm PST each day.

 

This year the Suckathon is all new with GAMES, PRIZES, MADNESS and MORE!

 

FREE PRIZES!!!!

 

That’s right! Be the next contestant on The Suckathon and WIN FREE PRIZES from all your favorite artists. Saturday, November 9 and Sunday, November 10, 2013. 2-4pm each day on the Dcon Stage! Must be present to win!

 

Prizes provided by the artists below:

 

Scott Tolleson’s The Bong Show

KaNO’s Ghetto Balls

Healeymade’s Blow Your Brains Out

Frank Kozik’s The Dated Game

The Sucklord’s Man Twerk

Paul Kaiju’s Gorilla Nut Grab

Greg Mishka’s Space Friend

Billions McMillions’ High Spy

Healeymade’s Shock Therapy

The Sucklord’s Who Got It?

The Sucklord’s Deep Throat Carrot Suck

Luke Chueh’s Target

 

Featuring Billions McMillions on the Mix

And Suck-Babes Mzre Yuen and Agent Wednesday

 

Tune in to www.toybreak.com or show up at the Pasadena Convention Center. www.designercon.com

 

THE SUPER SUCKLORD is an intergalactic hustler and entrepreneur, trading in bootleg action figures, illicit remix records, and dusted internet video. Operating from a secret facility in Chinatown New York, The Sucklord is a master media manipulator and Downtown Designer Toy impresario. He is the supreme ruler of SUCKADELIC, an evil arts organization dedicated to the production and sale of the Sucklord’s ironic, low-quality art merchandise,.and you may have seen him on some cable art show. www.suckadelic.com

 

DKE TOYS: Dov Kelemer & Sarah Jo Marks are Co-Founders of DKE Toys, the largest independent wholesale distributor of designer toys, limited edition art objects, collectibles, and gifts in the world exclusively representing hundreds of artists, designers, and boutique manufacturers. DKE also curates art shows, writes books, appraises and buys collections and toy closeouts of all shapes and sizes.

 

TOY BREAK: Toy Break is your weekly internet show featuring reviews and news about designer vinyl, plush, action figures, collectibles, events, how-to’s, interviews, and more! www.toybreak.com

 

DKE Toys is also presenting the following at Designer Con 2013:

  • The Super Suck Up 2! Customized Sucklord figure editions by actual artists! www.supersuckup.com
  • The 99 Deaths of Jar Jar art show!
  • The Fifth Annual DKE Toys Graveyard & Garage Sale

 

Super Suck Up images and news: www.supersuckup.com

DKE news: www.dketoys.com/blog

DKE Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DKEdkeDKE

Sarah Jo on Twitter: www.twitter.com/SarahJo

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Updated SUPER SUCK UP 2! info…

Designer Con is this weekend and we are getting ready for The Super Suck Up 2!

All figures are $100 each tax included and will be available at Designer Con starting Saturday at 11am and all day Sunday until gone. Any remaining will be available after the show at Suckadelic.com

Edition sizes are as follows…

Bob Conge/Plaseebo –  edition of 28

Healeymade – edition of 30

Grody Shogun – edition of 50

JRYU – edition of 50

Jesse Hernandez – edition of 50

Leecifer – edition of 30

Michelle Valigura – edition of 29

Mike Egan- edition of 30

Sket One – edition of 50

TOUMA – edition of 50

UAMOU – edition of 50

Woes Martin – edition of 50

Scott Wilkowski – edition of 50

Sucklord – edition of 35  (Only $50 each)

 

SUCK UP SIGNING: There will be a signing and photo opportunity with all available Suck Up artists on Saturday at 1pm at the DKE Toys booth at Designer Con!

 

 

Original press release:

DKE Toys and Suckadelic present “The Super Suck Up 2!”

A group art show featuring customized Sucklord Figure Editions

Saturday, November 9 & Sunday, November 10, 2013  9am – 5pm

Pasadena Convention Center, 300 East Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

 

DKE Toys and Suckadelic present “The Super Suck Up 2”, a group art show featuring exclusive editions of hand painted, handmade toys by each artist with package designs by the one-and-only Sucklord! Customized Sucklord Figure Editions by: Bob Conge/Plaseebo, healeymade, Grody Shogun, JRYU, Jesse Hernandez, Leecifer, Michelle Valigura, Mike Egan, Sket One, TOUMA, UAMOU, Woes Martin, Scott Wilkowski, and The Sucklord himself.

 

DKE Toys asked each artist to customize, mash-up or paint an edition of Sucklord figures. These 3-3/4” figures will be complete with a bubble on a Sucklord designed backing card. Figures will retail for $100 each.

 

These special editions will premiere and be available for sale at Designer Con, Saturday & Sunday, November 9 & 10, 2013.

 

The Sucklord is clearly excited about “The Super Suck Up 2”. In an official statement he said, “It’s great that I’m baller enough that all these successful artists have to make my shit for me. All I have to do is design some shitty grafix and wait for the check. I love how DKE is pimping real artists for my benefit.”

 

THE SUPER SUCKLORD is an intergalactic hustler and entrepreneur, trading in bootleg action figures, illicit remix records, and dusted internet video. Operating from a secret facility in Chinatown New York, The Sucklord is a master media manipulator and Downtown Designer Toy impresario. He is the supreme ruler of SUCKADELIC, an evil arts organization dedicated to the production and sale of the Sucklord’s ironic, low-quality art merchandise. www.suckadelic.com

 

DKE TOYS: Dov Kelemer & Sarah Jo Marks are Co-Founders of DKE Toys, the largest independent wholesale distributor of designer toys, limited edition art objects, collectibles, and gifts in the world exclusively representing hundreds of artists, designers, and boutique manufacturers. DKE also curates art shows, writes books, appraises and buys collections and toy closeouts of all shapes and sizes. www.dketoys.com

 

DESIGNER CON is an art and design convention that smashes together collectible toys and designer apparel with urban, underground and pop art. www.designercon.com

 

DKE Toys is also presenting the following events at Designer Con 2013:

  • The Third Annual Suckathon featuring The Super Sucklord and Billions McMillions broadcasting LIVE and UNCENSORED from the DCon stage. 2-4pm each day. Watch at www.toybreak.com
  • The 99 Deaths of Jar Jar art show!
  • The Fifth Annual DKE Toys Graveyard & Garage Sale

 

Super Suck Up images and news: www.supersuckup.com

DKE news: www.dketoys.com/blog

DKE Facebook: www.facebookcom.com/DKEdkeDKE

Sarah Jo on Twitter: www.twitter.com/SarahJo

 

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DKE Toys: Designer Con Special Release! Hand Painted Mike Egan BONES with Wings & Coffin

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DKE Toys: Designer Con Special Release! Hand Painted Mike Egan BONES with Wings & Coffin
Signed and numbered edition of 25
$150 each

DKE Toys 5th Annual Graveyard & Garage Sale

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DKE Toys 5th Annual Graveyard & Garage Sale

Proceeds go to Los Angeles Fire Department “Spark of Love” Holiday Toy Drive

Saturday, November 9 & Sunday, November 10, 2013  9am – 5pm

Pasadena Convention Center, 300 East Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: What does a toy distributor do with damaged toys? Turns them into a fundraiser of course! All year DKE Toys puts broken toys under the stairs in the DKE warehouse in what has become known as “The Graveyard.” At Designer Con 2009 DKE Toys had their first ever Graveyard Sale to incredible results. Now DKE is back with more fun stuff this year!

 

Come shop for two days only at Designer Con 2013 in Pasadena in this lot of missing box, broken piece, smudged, fudged, no arms, vinyl and designer toys all at Crazy Eddie discount prices and feel good about it!  Proceeds go to the Los Angeles Fire Department “Spark of Love” Holiday Toy Program.

 

In addition visit the DKE Garage Sale where DKE will offer all kinds of action figures, new and loose from Star Wars, Transformers, GI Joe, Power Rangers and more. Dig through books, magazines, posters and other fun knick-knacks. Who knows what you will find!

 

Pieces and parts are great for DYI customizers and who doesn’t like a good toy sale?!  Come buy some of our junk at drastically reduced prices and make the holidays a little brighter for some LA children.

 

DKE TOYS: Dov Kelemer & Sarah Jo Marks are Co-Founders of DKE Toys, the largest independent wholesale distributor of designer toys, limited edition art objects, collectibles, and gifts in the world exclusively representing hundreds of artists, designers, and boutique manufacturers. DKE also curates art shows, writes books, appraises and buys collections and toy closeouts of all shapes and sizes. www.dketoys.com

 

DESIGNER CON is an art and design convention that smashes together collectible toys and designer apparel with urban, underground and pop art. www.designercon.com

 

DKE Toys is also presenting the following events at Designer Con 2013:

  • The Super Suck Up 2! Customized Sucklord figure editions by actual artists! www.supersuckup.com
  • The Third Annual Suckathon featuring The Super Sucklord and The Crystal Pharaoh broadcasting LIVE and UNCENSORED from the DCon stage. 2-4pm each day. Watch at www.toybreak.com
  • The 99 Deaths of Jar Jar art show!

 

DKE news: www.dketoys.com/blog

DKE Facebook: www.facebookcom.com/DKEdkeDKE

Sarah Jo on Twitter: www.twitter.com/SarahJo

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DKE Toys and Suckadelic present “The Super Suck Up 2!”

Suck Up 2013 postcard

DKE Toys and Suckadelic present “The Super Suck Up 2!”

A group art show featuring customized Sucklord Figure Editions

Saturday, November 9 & Sunday, November 10, 2013  9am – 5pm

Pasadena Convention Center, 300 East Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

 

DKE Toys and Suckadelic present “The Super Suck Up 2”, a group art show featuring exclusive editions of hand painted, handmade toys by each artist with package designs by the one-and-only Sucklord! Customized Sucklord Figure Editions by: Bob Conge/Plaseebo, healeymade, Grody Shogun, JéRYU, Jesse Hernandez, Leecifer, Michelle Valigura, Mike Egan, Sket One, TOUMA, UAMOU, Woes Martin, Scott Wilkowski, and The Sucklord himself.

 

DKE Toys asked each artist to customize, mash-up or paint an edition of Sucklord figures. These 3-3/4” figures will be complete with a bubble on a Sucklord designed backing card. Figures will retail for $100 each.

 

These special editions will premiere and be available for sale at Designer Con, Saturday & Sunday, November 9 & 10, 2013.

 

The Sucklord is clearly excited about “The Super Suck Up”. In an official statement he said, “It’s great that I’m baller enough that all these successful artists have to make my shit for me. All I have to do is design some shitty grafix and wait for the check. I love how DKE is pimping real artists for my benefit.”

 

THE SUPER SUCKLORD is an intergalactic hustler and entrepreneur, trading in bootleg action figures, illicit remix records, and dusted internet video. Operating from a secret facility in Chinatown New York, The Sucklord is a master media manipulator and Downtown Designer Toy impresario. He is the supreme ruler of SUCKADELIC, an evil arts organization dedicated to the production and sale of the Sucklord’s ironic, low-quality art merchandise. www.suckadelic.com

 

DKE TOYS: Dov Kelemer & Sarah Jo Marks are Co-Founders of DKE Toys, the largest independent wholesale distributor of designer toys, limited edition art objects, collectibles, and gifts in the world exclusively representing hundreds of artists, designers, and boutique manufacturers. DKE also curates art shows, writes books, appraises and buys collections and toy closeouts of all shapes and sizes. www.dketoys.com

 

DESIGNER CON is an art and design convention that smashes together collectible toys and designer apparel with urban, underground and pop art. www.designercon.com

 

DKE Toys is also presenting the following events at Designer Con 2013:

  • The Third Annual Suckathon featuring The Super Sucklord and The Crystal Pharaoh broadcasting LIVE and UNCENSORED from the DCon stage. 2-4pm each day. Watch at www.toybreak.com
  • The 99 Deaths of Jar Jar art show!
  • The Fifth Annual DKE Toys Graveyard & Garage Sale

 

Super Suck Up images and news: www.supersuckup.com

DKE news: www.dketoys.com/blog

DKE Facebook: www.facebookcom.com/DKEdkeDKE

Sarah Jo on Twitter: www.twitter.com/SarahJo

 

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99 Deaths of Jar Jar at Designer Con 2013

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DKE Toys presents “The 99 Deaths of Jar Jar”

A two day only group art show exclusively at

Designer Con 2013

Saturday, November 9 & Sunday, November 10,  9am – 5pm

Pasadena Convention Center, 300 East Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

 

DKE Toys presents “The 99 Deaths of Jar Jar”, a group art show featuring 99 artists. Each artist was asked to submit a black and white, pen and ink illustration on an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper and chose one way to maim, torture, and/or kill our least favorite Gungan.

 

Participating Artists Include:

64 Colors – A Little Stranger – Doktor A. – akirophoto – Ardabus Rubber – Asaad – Atila – Jason Atomic – Super Cooper Berella – Bigfoot – Joemm Blanche of CBNC – Botsch – Jon Burgerman – Candy – Nate Carle – Luke Chueh – Nicholas Dewey – Luis Diaz – Mike Egan – Dez Einswell – Brent Engstrom – Gus Fink – Frédéric Fleury – Brian Flynn – Steve (Go Hero) Forde – Free Humanity – Renee French – Gregg Gibbs – Darren Goldman – Dan Goodsell – Grenadier Stinny – James Hakola – Gary Ham – Nathan Hamill – Joshua Herbolsheimer – Jesse Hernandez – Francisco Herrera – Kerry Horvath – I Heart Guts – Jay222 – Jeremyville – JSalvador – kaNO – KiLL! – Sun-Min Kim + David Horvath – Scott Kinnebrew – Jim Koch – Frank Kozik – Wade Lageose – L’amour Supreme – Leecifer – LiLJAPAN – Abe Lincoln Jr. – Andy Linke – Jerome Lu – Madtwiinz – Jim Mahfood aka Food One – Man One – Manly Art – Marka27 – Randy Martinez – Mauricio Tubesteak – El Maz – MCA – William Luke Miller – Miso – Nate Mitchell Squid Kids Ink – Nick the Ring – Brent Nolasco – Mitch O’Connell – Odio – olive47 – Jordan Owen – Virva Peikko – Ritzy Periwinkle – The Pizz – Playful Gorilla – PodgyPanda – Poulin Eurlegg – Dave Pressler – Ted Rall – Rob Reger –   Renone – Jermaine Rogers – D. Ross “scribe” – Johnny Ryan – Phil Ryan – Nick Sawyers – Dave Savage – SERBAN – Skinner – Bwana Spoons – Scott Tolleson – Triclops Studio – Tracy Tubera – twerps! – Gustavo Alberto Garcia Vaca – valleyDweller – Denise Vasquez – Scott Wilkowski – Neil Winn – David Zajdman

Jar Jar Binks was contacted for comment about the event and noted about the show, “Why meesa so hated?”

This art show is not sponsored or endorsed by Lucasfilm, and has no relationship with them in any way. Jar Jar Binks and all related intellectual property is copyright and/or registered to Lucasfilm Ltd. & TM. All rights reserved. But who would really want to own the rights to Jar Jar anyway.  Go step in poo doo.

Rumor has it that there may or may not be a corresponding collectable program (er.. crappy zine.. er..something) but that remains to be seen. Show up for more details…

99 Deaths of Jar Jar Images http://www.flickr.com/photos/dketoys/sets/72157635662424295/

DKE TOYS: Dov Kelemer & Sarah Jo Marks are Co-Founders of DKE Toys, the largest independent wholesale distributor of designer toys, limited edition art objects, collectibles, and gifts in the world exclusively representing hundreds of artists, designers, and boutique manufacturers. DKE also curates art shows, writes books, appraises and buys collections and toy closeouts of all shapes and sizes. www.dketoys.com

DESIGNER CON is an art and design convention that smashes together collectible toys and designer apparel with urban, underground and pop art. www.designercon.com

 

DKE Toys is also presenting the following events at Designer Con 2013:

  • The Third Annual Suckathon featuring The Super Sucklord and The Crystal Pharaoh broadcasting LIVE and UNCENSORED from the DCon stage. 2-4pm each day. Watch at www.toybreak.com
  • The Super Suck Up 2! Customized Sucklord figure editions by actual artists! www.supersuckup.com
  • The Fifth Annual DKE Toys Graveyard & Garage Sale

 

Super Suck Up images and newswww.supersuckup.com

DKE newswww.dketoys.com/blog

DKE Facebook: www.facebookcom.com/DKEdkeDKE

Sarah Jo on Twitterwww.twitter.com/SarahJo

 

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